My life is a musical and the world is my audience

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

lonelywhiteasian:

i love donuts. they’re not self-centered at all.

diaphenia:

Let’s talk about This is the End. 

It’s celebrity rpf (Apocalypse AU) and whatever, the beginning of the movie is sort of fun, with a lot of cameos and celebrities running around partying. 

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the-vashta-nerada:

one time my older sister went on a trip to africa for her college and they went to a really rural village and all the really young kids were scared of her because they had never seen a white person before and they thought she was a ghost and they couldn’t convince them otherwise so every time she entered a room they’d start screaming

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

phat-jal:

rosaparking:

people that play the victim when theyve been absolutely horrible to others make me sooo mad

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

revoltingchildren:

i have very little hope for anna kendrick as cathy hiatt in last 5 years

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

bookthiefing:

RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

a-spider:

no one makes me laugh more than me 

slyzor:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

justmiraa:

If you flirt with me you’re not allowed to flirt with anyone else sorry I don’t make the rules

troyesivan:

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

popeyeschicken:

thwomps:

Pope Yeschicken

my favorite pope

So yesterday I didn’t wear makeup to camp and one of my campers asked me if I was sick because I looked sick and I told him no I just wasn’t wearing makeup and then today I didn’t wear makeup again and his actual quote was “Emilie, why aren’t you wearing makeup again today?” Oh children.

Yup still have a crush on Benny from the sandlot

laurosnes:

kids on broadway make me wanna throw myself off a bridge ya know like how are you that talented you practically just exited the womb you haven’t had enough voice lessons to logically sound like that yet